Monthly Archives: January 2012

I’m Having Problems with a Title…

I was completely in love with him. I felt he was Adam and I was Eve; I was made for him and his life was incomplete without me. He is the last man I have loved so abandonedly. No good … Continue reading

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Some of My Favourite Statuses/ Texts/ Conversation Excerpts of 2011-2012 (Part II)

>I don’t believe in the Tooth Fairy. Mainly because I think it’s wrong to teach kids about selling their body parts for money. >Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? because you want steak for … Continue reading

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Let’s Have a Toast for the Douchebag

I go on believing in the possibility of love and my certainty of it is stronger than my belief that the world will one day end; that the sun will rise tomorrow; that the wind will blow. I mean that … Continue reading

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Some of My Favourite Statuses/ Texts/ Conversation Excerpts of 2011-2012 (Part I)

A Jamaican man was having sex with his girlfriend for the 1st time. The man screamed out and ran to the kitchen. He came back with a glass of water and threw it in the vagina. The frightened woman shouted, … Continue reading

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Persona non Grata

It’s not that I didn’t notice him, nor notice that he was trying to talk to me, but Lord knows I wasn’t going to be entertaining conversation from some random (pervert?) roaming the hospital corridors at odd hours of the … Continue reading

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I Don’t Understand How People Don’t Understand “I don’t understand”

I don’t understand how people don’t understand the phrase “I don’t understand”. Usually, when I say it, I mean I am prepared to be persuaded regarding the thing I do not understand; my mind is receptive to all explanations. However, … Continue reading

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However, In Defense of the Bastard…

It started as a bluff; I wrote on FaceBook, sincerely, about a boy who had just performed an act of chivalry on my behalf: Fiona O’Dala Dear Facebook, Today I’ve known the man I am going to marry. *Caution: This … Continue reading

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