“You know sex is supposed to feel good because nyele feels good; like how a whiff of Thobe’s curry korma promises you a heavenly meal”
I am fascinated by men’s fascination with the vagina. I am specific about ‘vagina’ and not ‘sex’ in general, because if it was just about sexual pleasure most men would leave it at being your own bestfriend and the mortality and infant mortality rates would be a whole lot different. In addition, I am not talking about the emotional side of a man wanting a woman; my fascination is with men I know would NEVER leave their wives yet pulupudza outside the marriage bed. Why? Because they want to sample new vagina. Men will gladly give up a healthy life, wealth-HEAVEN-for the vagina.
Obviously, I take it for granted because I have one, and if men had not shown me how much they crave it i.e. what they are willing to do for it, I would have been gladly giving it like the way West Africans gave away diamonds for weapons.
I do not know how the balances tipped; I think a woman would no more like to live without sex than a man. All things being equal, sex is a mutual give and take; I think if, as a woman, you seriously use withholding sex is a form of punishment for your partner, then you need to change partners-or at least get a sex slave. I do not see how one can choose punishing themselves too in a effort to punish someone else when there are so many other alternate methods of punishment; the only conclusion I come to is that the person does not feel like they are punishing themselves, therefore, they must be having bad sex. If anything, when a man is in the wrong, a woman should make the man fulfill the woman’s every fantasy. *Screw his pleasure; it’s all about you tonight*
The only time it is beneficial to withhold the vagina is if a dude is doing things for a woman solely to get her vagina. I WOULD NEVER GIVE MY VAGINA IN EXCHANGE FOR SOMETHING; not because I have an overload of morality but because the strongest negotiating tool one has in a hostage situations is to never negotiate.
I know, I know: if your child is being held hostage and they ask for one mil, then your 1st instinct is to give one mil….but after you give it you can only rely on their word, and if they are crass enough to be kidnappers, you really should not value their word. Even as I write this whispers of ‘easier said that done’ swarm my head. I guess that’s how some females end up giving their vaginas in order to get things when really you should never fupa chinyau chisanavine. Most females really do not know that they can get stuff just by being; granted they will get them because the men want their vaginas in return but you never have to go through with it. The vagina is potent enough to get you whatever you want just from the allusion to it like how really strong chamba gets you high from just a whiff of the smoke alone without smoking it. If you didn’t know just replace every the appropriate noun in Rihanna’s songs with vagina:
Push Up on Me Push Up on Vagina
Don’t Stop the Music Don’t Stop the Vagina
Breaking Dishes Breaking Vaginas
Hate that I Love You Hate that I Love Vagina
Say It Say Vagina
Sell Me Candy Sell ME Vagina
Lemme Get That Lemme Get Vagina
Question Existing Question Vagina
Good Girl Gone Bad Good Vagina Gone Bad
Take a Bow Take a Vagina
Only Girl (in the world) Only Vagina (in the World)
Man Down Vagina Down
Raining Men Raining Vagina
Love the Way You Lie Love the Way Vaginas Lie
*Cheers to the Freaking Vagina*