Category Archives: Love and Sex

Women’s Turn

To all of you On behalf of all of us Kundifunsila wekha Kenako kumangondisiya ndekha Then complain when my mouth runs a-muck Tell me what the fuck Did you think was going to happen? Thinking you can appease me with … Continue reading

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Never his

Tracy Chapman said, “Say I’ve known some, less than I should; say I’ve known some, too well for my own good. Say I’m a saint of mercy; say I’m a whore. I’ve been a lot of things, but never yours.” … Continue reading

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Just Eat A Banana

  “I say u cant just plan to have oral sex. Oral sex is a bit eeeeew. You know there is throatal gonorrhea out there, and do u plan to have it with rubber? Do u know that even if he … Continue reading

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“Cherry brandy….vodka, wine, and whiskey”

It’s three in the morning. They call it the devil’s hour. Your heart is breaking; your eyes are swimming; and the ‘close friends’ list in your phonebook is empty.  Who do you talk to when your friends’ experiences are so … Continue reading

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My Fav’ Shakespeare Sonnets-in order of appearance

SONNET 35 No more be grieved at that which thou hast done: Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud, Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun, And loathsome canker lives in sweetest bud. All men make faults, and even … Continue reading

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♫I Kissed a Girl ‘n’ I Liked I—It♫

A few days ago I was narrating to a friend about how my introduction to kissing was with a female. My exact words were, “my 1st kiss was with a girl and i’ve spent years trying to emulate the deliciousness … Continue reading

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He-Who-Can-Not-Be-Named

If I was the marrying type, this is the man I, definitely, should have married. I have never been more secure in a friendship of a romantic nature. This security includes never being insecure about whether he wants to see … Continue reading

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